In-Line Skating
Scuba Diving
Rock Climbing
Mountain Biking
Camping
Whitewater Rafting
WindSurfing
SkateBoarding
Kayaking
Canoeing
pop on a wetsuit
and try scuba in the pool with expert instructors
at no additional cost
(or just hang out and watch, until your adrenaline cranks up)
you can sign up for classes, too
then dry off,
strap on a harness,
and try rock climbing
on our indoor or outdoor walls
which are
safe enough for a five-year-old,
but
exhilarating enough to hook you in and get into it
then
rappel back down the wall
slip into a kayak
and learn the Eskimo Roll
while drying out in the sun you can take in the...
... at the
now, properly pumped, head over to the...
Outdoor Extreme Park
where you can
check out the most talented, aggressive local
in-line skaters and skateboarders
as they compete for prize money
... where you can scope out
In-Line Skates
then, properly decked out and fully equipped, on to the...
Snowboards
Skateboards
Rock Climbing Gear
Scuba Gear
Backpacking Equipment
Mountain Bikes
Kayaks & Canoes
Pads
Wheels
Boards
Chutes
Tents
Packs
Ropes
Fins
and a bunch of other neat stuff
... in the exhibit domain
where, if you're deeply enough disturbed
and you want to skydive, hang-glide, or rockclimb volcanoes
you'll be at the right place to
meet the maniacs who run the companies which do that stuff
because they'll be right here in the flesh
and they'll arrange to take you there
"there" is as close as Pennsylvania
or as far as Nepal
it's all at your fingertips right here
